Being the random thoughts of Greg Tito, age 29.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Even more ...

Go to this: http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/. An issue of The Onion from 2056 that is making me laugh outloud in my cubicle. A couple of headlines:
  • We Need A 4th Law of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife
  • Tips For A Successful Marraige: As tempting as it may be to use time travel to resolve marital arguments, the approach is not recommended, as it tends to alter the history of mankind in spectacular and unforeseeable ways.
  • Tokyo Quells Dance Dance Revolution
  • What Do You Think? A Female Dolphin President?
The Onion has always been funny but this one is fucking hilarious.

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