Being the random thoughts of Greg Tito, age 29.

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Monday, January 10, 2005

Belated New Year's Resolutions

Here are my Resolutions for 2005:

Continue to post with amazing regularity on Zuul.
Have more sex.
Smoke more cigarettes.
Use public transportation.
Write my fantasy novel.
Play more video games.
Love my wife/life.
Drink a beer a day.
Masterbate 3 times/day.

That should keep me busy for at least a week.