http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/athletics/article1991114.ece
The greatest triple-jumper known to man has also become Britain's most famous atheist. I'm seeing a lot of parallels here. Triple-jumper. Jesus rose from the dead in three days. This guy won 7 silver medals in his career. Jesus's life was bought for 30 pieces of silver*. Jonathan Edwards had his reverse epiphany when he was exposed to BBC secular types. Jesus exposed himself to Mary Magdalene. The similarites are almost eerie.
On another note: Edwards carried sardines in his pouch when he won the gold medal. That's just gross.
* See Jesus Christ Superstar.
Being the random thoughts of Greg Tito, age 29.
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Thursday, June 28, 2007
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The two things I am left with after reading this post...
1. The image of sweaty sardines
2. The JCS soundtrack now running over and over in my head.
P.S. A new blog is up. Just for you. I know you'll love it. Just the kind of thing you love to read about.
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