Of course, I'm just going from one corporate chump job to another but at least I'm doing it of my own free will. These a-holes were the first to hire me into this white slavery, and for that I thank them, but it's time I moved on from the lowest rung.
For posterity's sake, I am reprinting my resignation letter here. Ps. None of the names were changed to protect anyone. These are actually the fuckheads I work for.
*** Bedford Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
The Bear and the Bull
Internal Audit Department
*** Park Ave
New York, NY 10022
December 19th, 2006
To Mr. Charles Fuckstick:
Please accept this letter as formal resignation of my position as administrative assistant with The Bear and the Bull's Internal Audit Department.
Friday, December 29th, will be my last day of employment with the company.
I want to thank you for the opportunity to work with such a magnificent organization of enlightened, supportive, and creative individuals. It is sad to leave, but you are all flaming ass-mongerers. Fuck you, I'm out.
Brent "I Touch Girls" Hamfist