Being the random thoughts of Greg Tito, age 29.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Rectal Teapot?

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is

Rectal Teapot, Yo.

What's yours?

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Anonymous said...

Me be Fellatio Wack!

MostlyModest said...

Ass Machine Shizzlemah, which sounds more homoerotic than ghetto.

Bob Jingle said...

All these names seem to have some kind of sexual content, which does seem very odd.

Ian Savage said...

Fallopian Cwac Cwac? This thing is ghetto LAME.

They are trying to get us all shot. That is the most UN-ghetto name I have ever heard of.

I am self naming myself T-Bone Daddy